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Officer tasers waffle house employee because its fun to taser waffle house employees (ajc.com)
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"She appeared to be bouncing up and down on the driver's lap in a very vigorous motion," police reported. With photo goodness (thesmokinggun.com)
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"Back on June 27, 2008, PolitiFact published a story we hoped would put the whole Obama birth certificate controversy to rest. Oh, how naive we were." (politifact.com)
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Man attacks realtor with hammer. Good Samaritan returns fire with paperweight. If only there was a tag to tell where this happened (news4jax.com)
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Three-way sex leads to double-stabbing. At least the sex-to-stabbing ratio is still greater than 1 (freerepublic.com)
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Man passes the bar exam on his 4th try. Bar examiners deny him a license because he hasn't made a single payment on his $400,000 student loans in 26 years (dailykos.com)
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New poll shows that Americans have as higher level of understanding of evolution than any other country in the world (scienceblogs.com)
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For those in the Northeast who read Fark: How to build an ark (boston.com)
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Although chasing your girlfriend around with a machete while drinking a cold Keystone Ice may seem perfectly reasonable to you, it's still against the law. Even in Florida (tcpalm.com)
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Who shot Neda? Iran says doctor on the scene saw who did it, Interpol is seeking him. Interpol: "We're doing what?" (cbsnews.com)
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I cheated on my husband and destroyed my marriage. Obviously the problem is that I didn't have enough husbands, and a community of women to communally care for my children (msnbc.msn.com)
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Since 1975, 274 children have died in this country because their parents thought prayer, not medicine, would cure them. God bless America (msnbc.msn.com)
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The evil Rupert Murdoch claims he's not interested in buying The New York Times, but we know better than than, don't we? (poynter.org)
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If you always wanted to spend your Fourth of July holiday at O'Hare Airport, you're in luck if you're flying United today (wbbm780.com)
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New Jersey man sees Wisconsin man's nine DUIs, raises him six more (phillyburbs.com)
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CFL receiver in trouble after celebrating touchdown by pretending to be a dead Michael Jackson. "I made the mistake of telling him that once he got to the end zone I didn't care what he did," says coach (cbc.ca)
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Ten people banned from visiting the UK, including Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, and some Brazilian tart with a suitcase full of sex toys (online.wsj.com)
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Photoshop these big brims (s.wsj.net)
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Strip club shooting suspect arrested in Atlanta, tries to post bail with ones (ajc.com)
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In case you were wondering, a Porta John tipping is a news worthy event in Central Pennsylvaina (pennlive.com)
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Father of toddler crushed to death by his eight-foot Burmese python described as "a great dad" (gainesville.com)
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If you've stolen over 5,000 pounds of commercial grade fireworks, the Chicago police would like to celebrate the 4th of July with you (suntimes.com)
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People who are unsure of their own beliefs are less open minded. Suck it agnostics (news.yahoo.com)
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Just in case you need another reason to be scared to go to the dentist (msnbc.msn.com)
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Flock of seagulls mourn after being hit by two short range missiles fired by North Korea today. Iran's so far away (abcnews.go.com)
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Massachusetts ups greed level by charging $25 fee to plead not guilty to traffic tickets (telegram.com)
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Poll: 64 percent say too much Jackson coverage. The other 36 percent says that it's nice to hear 'Billie Jean' back on the radio (news.yahoo.com)
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Major heist thought to have occurred at Canadian mint, silly robbers no country south of the US has anything of value (upi.com)
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India decriminalises consensual gay sex. Sex with eight armed elephant gods still illegal (google.com)
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He likes his women like he likes his cheap whiskey: six years old and mixed with coke (boston.com)
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45-year-old Colorado mother accused of having sex with 16-year-old boy who also was part of a group that enjoys dressing up as animals. Then it gets weird (denverpost.com)
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Hollywood scrapes the bottom of the barrel and comes away with "Asteroids: The Movie." PEW, PEW, PEW (aintitcool.com)
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Stress camp for kids helps the precious snowflakes deal with the pressures of not having to work, summer break, eating anything they want, going to the movies and wondering if Jimmy just likes her or if he likes her likes her (myfoxdc.com)
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After 26 years, DNA evidence finally gets man charged with murder in DC. Because the other evidence like the murder weapon, crime scene photos, hairs, fibers and 21 stab wounds to the back were lost during the original investigation (myfoxdc.com)
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North Korea continues its assault on the Sea of Japan (edition.cnn.com)
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If you're a 5th grade teacher, make sure you don't accidentally put your personal sex tape onto the DVD you're giving your students at the end of the year. (article includes said video) (cbs13.com)
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Illinois police looking for hot, crazy brunette. Who isn't? (chicagobreakingnews.com)
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Now that the real protestors have been put down and the online protestors have gone back to their WoW raids, Iranian hardliners want Mousavi arrested for being a rabble raiser (reuters.com)
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Wrestling midget brothers found dead after hooker romp. The Sun is there. Hero tag cuz that's how we all want to go out (thesun.co.uk)
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Sen. Franken may be spoofed on SNL, a show he use to be on, were he spoofed a senator once on a committee he may actually serve on (saved you six paragraphs of reading there) (msnbc.msn.com)
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Vietnam sees alarming rise in boy births vs girls. You'd be alarmed too if you saw a boy giving birth (centredaily.com)
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Is your office dull and boring? Are you suffering from a lack of employee morale? What you need is a "naked Friday" (telegraph.co.uk)
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John "The 'Stache" Bolton: Israel, it's time for you to do what you do best against Iran (washingtonpost.com)
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Washington Post selling access to DC power elite, reporters for as much as $250,000; gets scolded by lobbybist for dubious ethics (politico.com)
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The Boston Herald is outraged that Massachusetts turnpike workers don't have to pay tolls on their way into work. The paper's next target: freeloading baseball hot dog vendors (bostonherald.com)
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Man hit by train at 100mph, survives: "I'm not a hero, I'm an idiot." QFT (telegraph.co.uk)
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Allah might have had 72 virgins waiting for Ayatollah Khomeini, but apparently he was a bit short on green chandeliers. With photo ostentatiousness (findagrave.com)
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Obama expands assistance to poor decision makers (usatoday.com)
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Want to strip then write a book? Here are common themes: You're someone we'd least suspect. But stripping feels strangely natural. And you're not like the ones doing it for meth (doublex.com)
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Some may think that forwarding a child porn to your friends for the purpose of identifying the molester is good idea, but the authorities disagree (11alive.com)
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You know your boyfriend really loves you when he's willing to cut off one of his penises for you. Wait, what? (metro.co.uk)
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OK kids, we're only gonna give you 5 chances to screw up before we take your license from you. No, wait, 10 chances, and that's it (myfoxdc.com)
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Once again a massive search is launched after someone leaves a bike/car on a Seattle ferry (kitsapsun.com)
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Man gets charged with 9th DUI while serving time for 8th DUI, gets crowned king of Wisconsin (madison.com)
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Most traffic infractions end with a ticket, a fine, and a court date. Others end with a priest being tasered, 40 parishioners being pepper sprayed, and the door of the church being kicked in. The holy trinity of Texas law enforcement (myfoxdc.com)
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Online advertisers adopt seven core principles designed to give you more control over enhancing your penis size (usatoday.com)
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Cemetery authorities: Famous prostitute's gravestone 'too slutty' (thelocal.de)
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It costs $900 to haul a dead body to the morgue in Chicago - not including cab fare to the voting booth (blogs.chicagoreader.com)
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Movie studios fail to realize that all you have to do to market to hipsters is tell them the movie sucked (reuters.com)
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Parking deck collapse is a puzzle for engineers, pile of rubble and crushed cars for everone else (ajc.com)
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She tugs at his shirt sleeve with her teeth. He caresses her right cheek. She kisses his neck repeatedly. If it just wasn't for the dash cam he wouldn't have had to abruptly resign as Chief of Police (w/you'd hit it video) (cantonrep.com)
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National Rhinoceros Beetle Sumo Championship ends in chaos as finalist flees, earns instant DQ (mdn.mainichi.jp)
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Ric Romero reports: pets and fireworks don't always mix (mercurynews.com)
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Having a name suited only for Tennessee, former UT backup quarterback Jim Bob Cooter arrested (wate.com)
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62 sex offenders mistakenly let loose in Michigan.Police return them to prison, then release some again. It's an odd catch and release program, but Michigan seems to be enjoying it (foxnews.com)
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Casey Kasem's "American Top 20" goes the way of a little dog named Snuggles (franklinavenue.blogspot.com)
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Possible AIDS vaccine to enter human trials, needlessly tempting high risk demographics away from their abstinence pledges (cbc.ca)
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Scientists prove that vegetarians have weaker bones. Suck it brittle bones (fe18.story.media.ac4.yahoo.com)
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Five time marathon winner touts the benefits of a Waffle House breakfast, says it will certainly give you the runs (ajc.com)
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Woman calls fire department because her TV is on fire. Firefighters quickly save the day when they discover it was tuned to a broadcast of a fireplace (mcall.com)
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USA Today publishes a helpful guide highlighting the major differences between the three vampire worlds (usatoday.com)
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Iran crushed by the United States. Suspiciously, no Twitter coverage of the deadly-accurate U.S. shooting (startribune.com)
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Investigative journalism gets to the bottom of the most horrible thing you will ever see with your own eyes (news14.com)
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Photoshop this guy on the ground (i35.photobucket.com)
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Sea lion 1, cops not so much (ktla.com)
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Man bitten by snake in Florida. Come for the story, stay for the picture of a Rattlesnake attacking its own tail (firstcoastnews.com)
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The Great Sofa Round-up, where people traded 600 sofas last year, has been cancelled this year due to fear of bedbugs by officials. "The Department of Public Health says it has no bedbug reports this year." (denverpost.com)
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Apparently Tuesday was "Bring Your Granddaughter to a Drug Deal" day (wlwt.com)
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Sequel to American classic "Catcher in the Rye" banned, possibly for steroid use (news.bbc.co.uk)
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 217: "In Memoriam: Thar Be Dragons" Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme (farktography.net)
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